suatu hari, ada seorang loper koran yang gagap. dia sudah mencoba menjajakan dagangannya itu di perempatan dekat lampu merah. tapi dia selalu kehabisan waktu, gara-gara kegagapannya.
lelah dan hampir putus asa, dia mengambil langkah tegap, menuju perusahaan besar. di dalam perusahaan itu, dia bertemu seorang pengusaha. dengan ke-PD-an yang amat tinggi, dia berbicara dengan sedikit nada mengancam(dengan gagapnya tetntunya)
"Pak, saya beri pilihan pada anda, mau beli koran ini dan baca sendiri, atau saya bacakan??"
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english version:
one day, there was a newspaper deliveryman. he was stutter. he'd tried to peddle his stuff in a traffic light. but he always ran out of time because of his stuttering.
tired and almost desperate, he decided to go to a big company. with a steady step, he open the gate, and spoke with one of the bussinessman, with a little treathening voice, he said "Hey sir, do u wanna buy the newspaper and read it by your self, or should i read it for you??"
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lelucon Einstein:
dahulu kala, Einstein suka bepergian ke seminar2 dengan sang supir. dia selalu membicarakan hal yang sama di setiap seminarnya. sehingga sang supir, (mungkin iri) berkata Einstein sepulang dari seminar "ah, Einstein, kau selalu bercerita hal yang sama, aku pun sepertinya bisa melakukan hal yang kau lakukan."
Einstein menjawab, "hm.. kalau begitu, kau mau bertukar tempat, aku menjadi supir, dan kau menjadi Einstein?"
sang supir menyetujuinya.
keesokan harinya, diadakan seminar lagi. sesuai rencana, Einstein berperan sebagai supir, sedang supir menjadi Einstein. sampai di tempat seminar, sang supir membuka keheningan, "baiklah, ladies and gentleman, apa yang akan saya bicarakan disini nanti adalah hal yang kecil, jdai, biarlah supir saya yang mengatakannya pada anda semua."
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English version:
a long time ago, Einstein always went to the colloquium with his driver. he always talked about the same thing in his colloquium. it made the driver said to Einstein right before the colloquium was over, "Hey, Einstein, u always talk about the same thing in the colloquium. i think that makes me smarter than u.."
Einstein answered, "oh, really? then how if we change our positition? u become Einstein, n i'll be the driver?"
the driver accepted the challenge.
the next day, there was a colloquium again. according to the plan. Einstein act like a driver, and the driver act like Einstein.
arrived at the podium, he spoke laoudly, and with a full of confident, "well, ladies ang gentleman, what i would talkin about later, is somethin really easy, not a big thing, so, let my driver do that for me.."
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hope u enjoy it...
(song of the day: Linkin Park>> Figure 09
other>> Utada Hikaru, firs love.... she has a nice voice)
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